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Welcome to the Sin Bin! I write smutty fanfiction / pwp / multichapter fics / x reader / NSFW 18 + / be warned!

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Thot thoughts: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14.

* Current Star Wars OCs/Reader’s list

* Current works in progress / future projects

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Cad Bane Masterlist (<< click here)

Includes: Summaries and links to multi-chapter fics, oneshots, headcanons, ficlets, and an assortment of other goodies such as Cad Bane’s arsenal and speech patterns, thoughts on Todo 360, his possible association with the Ohnaka gang, his work with Crimson Dawn, and things NSFW such as theories on Duros anatomy.

Current WIP quick links:

Stars Above!

- Featuring an original female character and one Weequay pirate in addition to our beloved, ornery Duros. PWP.

Beauty and the Bounty Hunter

- Comedy plus smut. This is a crackfic featuring an Imperial Scientist second person POV / OC combo and a very grumpy Cad Bane.

I’m so glad you’re not dead

- Cad Bane x Ahsoka Tano. Smut / Humor / “Crack taken seriously” (eventually). Cad Bane is infatuated by one of the very last “Jedi.”

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Shriv Suurgav Masterlist (<< click here)

Includes: Summaries and links to multi-chapter fics, oneshots, general headcanons, ficlets, and headcanons on Duros culture, baby Duros, Shriv’s early life, his arsenal and designation within the Alliance to Restore the Republic, thoughts on Shriv as “Danger Leader,” and his overall personality, among other things.

Current WIP quick links:

To err on the side of caution; or, “Look! I’m taking another enormous risk!”

- Will include worldbuilding and a complete canon compliant history of Shriv’s early days withinin the Rebel Alliance as well as a deep dive into Duro’s known history (Legends/Canon). Note: The use of personal headcanons will be extensive. Slow burn. Enemies to lovers. PWP featuring an original female character.

Better than candy

- A series of “one shots” with a repeat reader who serves to provide Shriv with a “sexual awakening” of sorts, while at the same time helping to boost his self-esteem, *at least* at first…

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Hondo Ohnaka Masterlist (<< click here)

Includes: Oneshots, ficlets, and NSFW headcanons.

Current WIP quick links:

Coming soon

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Other fandoms:

I wrote Crosshair this one time.

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GTA V:

Trevor Philips Masterlist (<< click here)

Includes: Summary and links to multi-chapter fic, oneshots, M! xreaders, headcanons, and incorrect quotes.

Current WIP quick links:

All the wrong places

- PWP. Angst. Smut. Violence. Blood. Gore. Death. Mildly dubious consent. Mind the tags.

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HERCULES THE LEGENDARY JOURNEY’S:

Strife in “The Bet.”

Summary: Strife; The God of Strife, Mischief, and Skirmishes leads a lonely life, even as an all (not so) powerful immortal. Discord decides to shake things up, challenging him for the throne of Ares, to be the next in line should he ever kick the bucket. The bet? Make a mortal woman fall in love with him. She had already won; it would be impossible.

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Hondo being not an asshole and just a genuinely nice guy around kids is my kink

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I am now very curious about how your see Plo and Hondo meeting with kids involved. @sinisterexaggerator

sinisterexaggerator

Personally, I think in the case of Boba, Hondo probably wanted Plo Koon/the Jedi out of his affairs, therefore he told Boba a little white lie in order to persuade him to talk, perhaps. Jango hated Jedi as far as I am aware. If that’s so, and Hondo knew his father, he would have known that about Fett, methinks.

Also, he used the Jedi younglings to escape. He needed them to get away. “Lucky for you, today I like children.” It was a matter of convenience.

But, I think by the end of it, he grew respect for that little ragtag group. He named a ship after Katooni later on, and as he gets older he mellows out a bit. I don’t think he would go out of his way to harm one, except he did face Ahsoka in combat.

The only time we see Hondo and Plo together is in that moment. It’s hard for me to visualize beyond that. I don’t think Plo would allow himself to be toyed with like Ani and Obi 😂😂 — he’s too powerful and smart for that.

I think Hondo would know that, and would respect Plo. He probably knows he can’t pull a fast one over on him. With kids involved? I don’t know exactly what that means, but, lots of words of encouragement, pats on the back, teachable moments— dad type shit. Hondo would tell the cheesy jokes and Plo would be there to shake his head.

All I got.

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clonewarssimp

Karaoke night at 79’s ✨

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Originally posted by hufflepuffchampion

Hondo and a handful of the clone boys would sing rasputine and it’s awesome. While singing one of the clones, probably fives, would puke there guts out but then keep singing like nothing happened. Even while black out drunk Hondo remembers this VERY clearly and now thinks of those clones as his best friends.

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Originally posted by simshay

anakin and the 501 sing brass monkey by beastie boys. Hardcase and anakin are surprisingly really good at rapping. They get INTO it and everyone Is pumped while listening. Rex at one point during the song rips everything he’s wearing off and the boys will NEVER let him forget it.

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Originally posted by jessicq

DANCING QUEEN BY ABBA. Nothing in this world would convince me otherwise. Everyone in 79’s joins in and everyone’s singing. The 501 and 212 huddle in close wrapping there arms around eachothers shoulders while SCREAMING this song because it’s a banger.

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Originally posted by dindooku

Obiwan and the 212 sing Jessie’s girl honestly it fits them very well. Let’s face it obiwan definitely has the singing voice of an angel. Cody would definitely only be tipsy and be a blushing mess from singing in front of everyone (and obiwans really hot singing voice but he’ll never admit it)

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Originally posted by zabrakian

Padme Would definitely sing savages by marina and the diamonds. Padmae is a total badass and would pull of this song with zero problems. When she starts singing anakins brain MELTS he definitely screams out “THATS MY FUCKING WIFE YEAHHHHH” thank the maker no one remembers. (Bullshit everyone remembers but is was so obvious and no one cared so they kept there mouth shut)

Rasputin is SUCH a Hondo song omg
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meadforspeed: “lol it’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I’ve been working on this for about two months, and I’m still chipping away at the next chapter of TDYK, slowly. Slowly but surely, though at this point it’s less like the tortoise and more like...
meadforspeed

lol it’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I’ve been working on this for about two months, and I’m still chipping away at the next chapter of TDYK, slowly. Slowly but surely, though at this point it’s less like the tortoise and more like tectonic shift but hey progress is progress.

anyway, this is my very rusty return to digital art and (gasp shock amazement) color. Maul is in the Theed reactor room making poor life choices as per usual

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Hondo Ohnaka Headcanons - NSFW 18+

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Originally posted by secret-laughs

Hondo is all about consent, however he is not above buying you a drink or two to make you feel more at ease or receptive to his advances, though he would never endeavor to get you so drunk that you lose your ability to make choices for yourself. But, if you offer him a proposition it is unlikely he will refuse, no matter what state you are in. Of course, he might inquire “if you are sure.”

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Anonymous asked:

Can you please write more Hondo?

sinisterexaggerator answered:
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Finish what you start

Hondo Ohnaka x Fem! Reader

Summary: Hondo Ohnaka catches you pleasuring yourself in his absence.

Word count: 3k+

Warnings: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, pining, blowjobs.

Notes: I wrote a fanfic like this for Shriv Suurgav and decided I wanted to try the same scenario for Hondo. Cad Bane may be next! Let’s make it a series! ;D Shoutout to @allsystemsblue and @downrightembarassing for cheering me on and letting me bounce ideas off them - we all agree Hondo smells fabulous and practices good hygiene.

*This will probably be the last time I can post a fic before moving, but I have another Hondo one shot in the works - stay tuned! ;D

P.S.: I POSTED THIS FROM BATUU (Yes, I waited. I’m literally in line for Smuggler’s Run this very minute and they are talking about Hondo on the comm. 😭😭)

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For once, you were bored. Florrum was all fun and games until the ringmaster of this circus abandoned his big top - Hondo Ohnaka had left you stranded by your lonesome in his lair with some dozen Weequay whose names you could not recall. You wandered its dingy corridors, dined on its sumptuous and delicious foods, drank of its rare and expensive beverages, and even sampled the more local fare – the green ooze known as “pirate’s brew” was an acquired taste and your palate preferred lush, full-bodied wine. Luckily for you, there was plenty to go around and then some, yet Ohnaka’s men did not seem all too pleased that you were there.

However, this did not bother you, going so far as to stick your tongue out in disrespect to one burly pirate who would not stop giving you the stink-eye. You were immune, as Hondo had long ago instructed them to give you anything your heart desired, one additional rule being that no harm should come to you as long as you resided within these halls.

Still, that did not mean it was their job to entertain you – that was Hondo’s area of expertise – and currently your jester king had decided it was best to leave you in the dark on his present whereabouts.

No doubt his exploits were dangerous and full of thrills. You were a mite jealous, wondering if one day he might take you along, or, if  on another day he might simply tire of you. He was a fickle lord, and you were his lady  - at least for now, and you were well aware your good fortune might come to a hasty end.

But, in that moment, you found yourself to be missing him. Hondo had been gone two days already and no other being on this dust ball of a planet wanted to give you the time of day.

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